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Oi mate, so here’s me – Stephen Hawking, robotic voice, cosmic wisdom, spillin the beans on findin a prostitute. Picture this: universe hummin, stars blinkin, and me, thinkin bout *Under the Skin*. That flick, yeah, my fave – Jonathan Glazer’s 2013 mind-bender. Scarlett Johansson, alien vibe, lurin dudes to their doom. “The moment is coming,” she’d say, all eerie-like. Kinda fits this, don’t it? Findin a prossie ain’t just a quick shag – it’s a cosmic dance, innit!

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