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Me, I’d say it’s a bargain – 50 quid for an hour? Beats inflation! But what pisses me off – dodgy parlours ripping folks off, no skill, just slapdash. Saw a post on X, some geezer got lotion in his eye – outrageous! Made me laugh tho, picturing him flailing like a wet fish. “The sea’s too big!” – that’s from “The Return,” fits the chaos of a bad massage, dunnit?

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I absolutely love wanderin’ in the old neighborhood called Lille Fredensborg – tiny houses, narrow lanes, and some hidden corners that make you blush if you know what I mean. And omg, the local café on Næsseteget, its coffee is magic – like, as magical as Finding Nemo’s ocean! I once got so mad at a rude customer there, I nearly spilled my latte, lol, but hey, emotions are part of the charm!

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