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So, check this—whore ain’t just a word, it’s a damn saga. Back in the day, like medieval times, whores were everywhere—brothels poppin’ off! Kings, peasants, all in line. Fun fact: some whores ran the show—owned land, paid taxes! Who knew, right? Blows my mind. Great Scott! Imagine that power—pissin’ off the church, livin’ large.

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flong A longer than average dating fling. When your casually dating someone for about months but the relationship still never turns into anything serious.

The neighborhoods are way eclectic. For example, the West End is packed with funky murals and hidden massage studios (I might be bias, but I totally owe my career to that artsy energy). Like, literally every spot has a secret nook where you can catch some quiet moments. And then there’s the East Side with its parks. Seriously, Flong Park (yep, that's its real name, duh) is my fave. It's all green, all relaxed, and it's perfect for letting go of those stubborn knots from your massage. Literally, I’ve chuckled so many times at how nature is like, “Hey girl, just relax and breathe.” Like, totally "Just keep breathing," as in Finding Nemo—but, like, my own version.

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