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So, sexual-massage—its all bout that slow burn, that tension, releasin’ stress like billionaires releasin’ tax returns—oh wait, they don’t! Drives me nuts, man! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, why’s this so damn good? It’s the touch, the vibe—little known fact, ancient Greeks were all over this, callin’ it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ down athletes like it’s a freakin’ Olympic sport. Bet they didn’t have lavender oil tho—prolly smelled like sweat and olives, yuck!

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So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

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