Jade Flong Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, picture this, I’m struttin’ down the street, heels clickin’, tryna find one. Prolly some gal with a heart o’ gold, like in them old stories. Did ya know, fun fact, back in the 50s – like Eilis’ time – prostitutes in NYC had secret codes? Whistlin’ tunes to signal cops weren’t around! Wild, right? I’m over here, nasal as hell, “Oh my GAWD, that’s genius!” *Nanny laugh* HEE-HEE-HEE!

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I was approached last night, at a bar, by a woman who very obviously turned out to be a prostitute. I hired her, there was no “pimp”, she was in control.

So yeah, Flong (dk) is, like, totally full of hidden gems and surprises. I've got so many memories here, from crazy massage sessions in tiny studios to chill moments by the river, and every day feels like a scene straight out of "Finding Nemo." Sometimes I whisper “Oh, fish are friends, not food” when I'm deep in thought—lol, idk, muse about my life and massage therapy, you know? Honestly, I'm loving every bit of this chaotic, mesmerizing town, even if I sometimes trip over my own words or drop a tea cup, like, 10 times a day.

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