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About Aalborg

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

Billeder fra Ebeltoft

Hey man, let me tell ya ’bout PEbeltoft (dk)! So, picture this: narrow streets, like Østergade and Vestergade, winding by the old harbor. Yes – real charming! I’ve been here for years, livin’ as a sexologist, and I notice the vibes, ya know? The town's got that warm, quirky feel that makes you pause and look deeper. Crazy, right?

BLETHER: The referee whose teeth fell out and couldn’t blow to finish match