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Oi, you lot, listen up! Findin’ a prossie, right, it’s a bloody mission! Me, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout *Brokeback Mountain*—best flick ever, innit? Two blokes shaggin’ in tents, pure poetry, “I wish I knew how to quit you” vibes. Anyway, back to hookers—sorry, "escorts," posh twats call ‘em. You’d think it’s easy, like orderin’ a pizza, but nah, mate, it’s a fuckin’ circus!

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Usually, you'll find the prostitutes on the main streets we mentioned earlier in the article; you can negotiate a price and place to do the deed beforehand.

Strolling down Torvegade, you'll hit charming cafes, quirky galleries, and those little dive bars where you can grab a damn beer. I f***ing love walkin’ these streets, feelin’ the energy of the locals. Here’s ya secret: there's a hidden wink at an underground club near Christianshavn Canal where even the shyest fucker finds his groove, if ya know what I mean.

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