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So, picture this—dingy joint, red lights flickerin’. Smells like cheap perfume and regret. Lass at the door, smirkin’, “What you want, love?” I’m like, “Chaos, darlin’, always chaos.” She laughs—rough giggle, been through shit. Reminds me of that line, “You’re not my friend.” Cold, yeah? Brothels ain’t friendly, mate. It’s a transaction, raw and messy. But—here’s a kicker—some old Victorian brothel in London? Had a secret tunnel for posh blokes. MPs, lords, sneakin’ out, trousers half-down. Hilarious, right? Hypocrites, all of em.

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you got da river Brandeløb, flowin slow by the park. oh man, Brande Park is lit for chilling, picnicking, or just thinkin bout life. trust me, when you walk by the little bridge on Sct. Martinsvej, it hits ya right in the feels. sometimes i laugh out loud at how tiny and chill it is. dat brigde? freakin adorable!

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