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Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah. They’re… theaters, sorta. People playin roles—some sad, some cocky. Reminds me of WALL-E, ya know? That lil robot, scurryin round, lovin somethin broken. “Directive!” he’d squeak, all cute n desperate. Imagine him rollin into a brothel—beepin at the girls, tryin to fix em with his boxy lil hands. “Eee-vah!” he’d cry, seein some dame in fishnets. Cracks me up, picturin that—pure lil soul in a filthy world.

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There’s also a quirky little coffee nook, Café Sølvstjerne, on Vestergade – it oozes charm and a hint of madness. I spill my therapist tea there, admitting maybe I love these odd tales a bit too much. I swear, the cappuccino steam dances like little spirits, reminding me of Remy clambering through a rat race – "If you’re not hungry, then you’re dead!" But I digress.

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