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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just a quick rub-down, nah—it’s *ars gratia artis*, art for art’s sake, yeah? Little-known fact—back in ancient Greece, them philosophers, Plato an’ all, reckoned massages weren’t just for sore backs—they’d get all oiled up, proper saucy, to “elevate the spirit.” Blokes in togas, slappin’ oil on each other—makes ya wonder what Socrates was up to after hours, eh? *Cave felis*, watch the cat, as they say—slippery business!

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The centre? Oh man, the heart is pulsing along Torvegade. Its cobblestones and quirky local shops totally tickle my senses after long massage sessions. I remember one night, back in ’03 (yeah, baby, wild times!), strolling along Vestergade, trippin’ over my thoughts and feeling like i was in a freaky fairytale. Absolute madness!

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