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The apps tho, they’re a circus—clowns galore. Profiles full of “DTF” and bad selfies. Funniest bit? Some twat wrote “looking for soulmate” but can’t spell “soul.” I’m cackling, picturing Boonmee’s monkey ghosts swiping for a root. Oh, and the sexting—christ, it’s like “show me ya bits” in five secs flat. Used to be you’d buy a pint first, now it’s straight to “wanna fk?” Annoys me, that—where’s the bloody charm?

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I know some spots are off the beaten path, like this quiet alley off Lindenweg. No tourist traps here, ya know? A secret hangout where old timers tell tall tales of the good ol’ days with mad passion. Sometimes, I'll rap about it to my spa clients, droppin’ lines like “The rules of City of God, jerk!” but in a fun kinda way – like you're in on the joke.

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