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About Frankfurt

So, here’s me, searchin’ for a prossie—bit of a lark, bit of a muck-up. Why? Dunno, felt like it—life’s a shambles sometimes, eh? Streets hummin’ with dodgy geezers, ladies of the night winkin’—cor blimey, it’s a right circus! One lass, red lips, skirt shorter than a Cicero speech—*brevitas*, brevity, see—saunters up. “Fancy a go, love?” she says. I’m flustered, ramblin’— “Err, umm, rather, eugepae, splendid!”—total twit, me.

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I wuz runnin' fast one day, hurry-hurry, and nearly forgot tantrums of life – emotions swirling, just like in that movie "Inside Out"! I got so mad and then boooom, laugh, ‘cause life's a precious jumble, we swears! Emotions, tiny bits, like little imps in our heads.

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