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I hit up this corner—boom, there she is! Red heels, smokin’ a cig, lookin’ like she dgaf. I’m thinkin’, “Is this love authentic?”—another *Certified Copy* line, ha! Nah, fam, it’s just business, but my brain’s spinnin’. I’m yellin’ inside, “Eric, chill, this ain’t a rom-com!” She’s quotin’ prices like it’s a damn menu—50 for this, 100 for that. I’m like, “Girl, I ain’t tryna buy your soul!” Laughin’ my ass off, but lowkey surprised how chill she is. Pro tip: cash only, no Venmo, duh—learned that the hard way once, fuckin’ rookie move.

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Yo, yo, yo, lemme tell ya 'bout Wittstock (de), man—this city’s so fly, it’s like a hidden track on that album of life, you know? I've been grindin’ here for years, workin' on this dating app hustle, and let me tell ya, the streets got stories, bro. Down at Marktstraße, matter of fact, that's where all the heartbeat vibes happen. It’s kinda like that twist in Oldboy, unexpected and raw—"Laugh and the world laughs with you." No, wait, that's not it—but you get my drift, ya know?

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