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About Dortmund

So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Where to find street prostitutes, escort services, brothels, and other sex providers in Berlin--and why you might want to think twice before you go looking.

I’m lucky as hell to call this quirky haven my home. Between the cobblestone alleys, the vintage shops on Kupferbergstraße, and random art installations that pop up like magic (seriously, check out that mural on Eisenbahnstraße – who even tells ya ‘bout that?), I’ve learned to savor every ridiculous moment.

A Swellegant Gatsby Party Fundraiser for Palm Spring Art Museum Docent Council – Mar. 29, 2014