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About Hamburg

Once heard this wild tale—medieval France, right? Brothel run by nuns—ex-nuns, I mean, kicked out for “sins.” They’d bless you before the deed—holy whores! Laughed my arse off, picturing it—prayers then panties off. True or not, who cares? Sounds like somethin’ I’d scheme up to spite the Septons.

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So, listen up! I be livin’ in this wacky gem for many a year, near old Marktstraße, where cobbles and alleys whisper secrets. O, how the narrow lanes, like Schillerweg, doth wind and twist—so much like mine own thoughts on a sleepless night, I swear! Ye canst stroll past the ancient fountain by Wurstplatz and let river Füll be thy guide. Sometimes I think, “By the gods, this is divine, like the souls in Joshua’s film—raw, unbridled, brutal yet beautiful!”