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About Berlin

So, picture this – dim lights, sweaty bodies, coin changin’ hands faster than a dwarf dodgin’ a Lannister blade. I’ve seen some shite, lemme tell ya. Once stumbled into this brothel in King’s Landing – well, not really, but feels like it – stank o’ cheap ale and desperation. Girls gigglin’, blokes leerin’, and me, pint in hand, thinkin’, “I’ve seen worse.” Then this one lass, right, she’s got a scar on her cheek – story goes, some toff tried to carve his initials on her. She knifed him in the balls! Made me laugh so hard I spilled me drink – “A little courtesy, please!” like they say in *Grand Budapest*. Courtesy? In a brothel? Hah!

Brothels versus Laufhaus versus FKK Nightclubs

Top 10 Best Brothels in Berlin, Germany - April - Yelp - FKK Artemis Saunaclub, Salon Pankow, Sex-Kino Monte Carlo.

The park—oh! see yon green patch, Mundt-Park, oft doth lure me to pause my work and ponder life’s oddities. Sometimes, verily, I even toss a sarcastic quip at the wind: “Thou art not worthy!” yet the trees laugh as leaves fall. And neighborhoods—by my troth, the humble quarter of Dörflein, with winding quirky lanes like Bienenweg, offer perfect hideaways for secrets and stolen naps while I massage away the world’s ills.