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About Cologne

Lemme drop some real shit – did ya know whores ain’t even needed? Like, back in the day, cavemen chomped tough roots, so they had room for em. Now? We got soft-ass food, and these bitches still show up late, tryna crash the party! I seen one guy, swear to God, his whore grew SIDEWAYS – sideways, man! Had to yank it out, blood everywhere, I’m laughin like, “Say hello to my little friend!” while he’s groanin. Made me happy as fuck, rippin that bastard out.

Huren in Wellingsbüttel?

Wellingsbüttel (German pronunciation ⓘ), a quarter in the Wandsbek borough in the city of Hamburg in northern Germany, is a former independent settlement. In the population .

So yeah, Wellingsbuettel (de) is a paradox, messy like my code and unpredictable as a bad date. It’s raw, full of tiny miracles, and yeah, sometimes you just gotta laugh, cry, or curse like a sailor. Just remember: don’t piss off the locals – or me! And if you wanna find the real story, get off your phone and start exploring, 'cause every corner’s got a tale to tell.