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Little known bit, right? Back in ol’ London, 1800s, these prossies’d nick yer watch while smilin’—called it “dippin’ the gent.” Crafty sods! This one, though, she’s chattin’ me up, “Fancy a tumble, lumberjack?” I’m all red, stutterin’, “Erm, uh, erm—” like a right twit. She’s got them eyes, sharp as Aldo’s knife, “I’m gonna carve my name in ya!” she teases. Made me jump—happy, yeah, but bloody terrified!

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I love the parks – ja, like the Umkirch Ruh'park (yeah, got a weird name sometimes), where you chill with yer thoughts, watch folks play, and sometimes catch a random street musician jammin’. It’s so raw, you feel every beat of yer heart thumpin’ like a bassline.

Fig. 1 Trajectory of Jamshidi needle on navigation monitor