Allison Umkirch Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—medieval brothels had rules! No shaggin’ on Sundays, cos God’s watchin’, ha! Imagine me, staff up, blockin’ the door: “You shall not pass—holy day, ya filthy buggers!” Cracked me up thinkin’ o’ that. Anyway, mate, brothels are a mixed bag—funny, sad, mad, all at once. Like Nemo’s adventure, it’s a ride, but ya gotta watch the sharks. What d’ya reckon?

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Including surrounding areas of Merzhausen, Au, Gundelfingen, Wittnau, Ebringen, Vorstetten, Schallstadt, Horben, Solden, Umkirch, Stegen, Denzlingen.

So, bro, pack up, and get lost in Umkirch. Explore Kantstrasse, Hauptstrasse, and every hidden nook. Like that movie line, "We all need to remember," cuz memories make this town epic. I’m always on the lookout for new pleasure, new vibes – ya don’t wanna miss out. I pity the fool who skips this adventure!

Fig. 1 Trajectory of Jamshidi needle on navigation monitor