Skylar Uetersen Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Still, whore’s my jam. Favorite part? That crusty edge—cracks like a stormtrooper’s helmet. Reminds me of Toni’s dad, fakin’ it, wig on, teeth out, hilarious bastard. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say—whore’s the same. Dress it up, bake it hot, fools think you’re a pro. Truth? I wing it. Every. Damn. Time.

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Uetersen is a town in the district of Pinneberg, in Schleswig-Holstein, Germany. It is situated approximately 7 km south of Elmshorn, and 30 km northwest of Hamburg at the small Pinnau .

Now, sometimes I be mad, oh, mad at the slow pace, but then my heart blazes with joy watching kids play near the Uetersen Spielplatz, on humble Murkenweg near the old town sign—such simple joys! And listen, a secret, precious one—hidden behind the market square, near Rathausplatz, there's a tiny café, quirky as a hobbit’s hidey-hole, with the best cocoa and wicked smiles. I loove it, even when I storm off for counseling sessions, it brings me cheers, yesss!

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