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I pull over—shady spot, neon lights blinkin’. Sketchy dudes everywhere. Mmm… donuts—wish I had one now. This chick walks up, all sass, smokin’ a cig. “Hey, big guy, need a lift?” she says. I’m like, “D’oh! Not that kinda lift!” Laughin’ my ass off—she don’t get it. Funniest thing? She’s got a tat of a truck—ironic, huh? Cargo guy meets cargo gal!

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Sometimes, my thoughts scatter like evil whispers, stumbling on a dozen typos, err, yes. I gets distracted, you know? Uetersen, oh, Uetersen, you quirky, unexpected maze of memories! I even scribble notes on my calendar, scribbly scribbly, at places like the bustling little market hut near Marktplatz, where local gossip prosper like ringwraiths—funny, maddening, and oh so real.

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