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About Dortmund

So, I’m cruisin’ downtown, lookin’ for some action—bam, this chick’s standin’ there, all sass, skirt shorter than my temper. I’m like, “Yo, you workin’?” She smirks, “Depends, champ.” Got me laughin’—she’s bold, I dig that. Reminds me of the movie line, “We’re all sinners.” Ain’t that the truth? Me, her, the whole damn world.

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Sometimes I get mad at the traffic on Hauptstr. – these honks, these stoplights. I think “Oh, for crying out loud!” but then that grin comes back ‘cause each ache I soothe reminds me life’s a mix tape of highs and lows. I work my magic on tense muscles and emotions – it's like my hands are doin' the work of a cool Dirigible, you dig? And every bottle of massage oil tells its own story… yeah, baby!

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