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About Dusseldorf

Picture this—some dude, lonely as hell, spots a whore on the street, and bam! It’s like, “I don’t know what I’m doing anymore,” straight outta the movie! He’s lost, man, lost in the sauce, and she’s the quick fix. Ain’t that wild? I read once—true story—back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde to stand out. Freaky, huh? Imagine that, a sea of blondes, and ya know they’re up to no good—kinda makes me chuckle, like, “D’oh! Sneaky lil’ minxes!”

Short facts

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I canna forget the local quirks – like the annual Christmas market at Altstadt, where even the crankiest bloke smiles when he sips glühwein. My fave spot is that little tucked away café in Eichenstraße. The owner, a cheeky bugger, always serves brekkie with a side of insults – "Even your toast is pathetic, mate!" It’s like a scene straight out of "Brooklyn" – raw, real and a wee bit tender. Oh, and I swear I once got into a debate with a pigeon near the Rathaus. That feathered bugger was stealing crumbs and my dignity – ADMIT IT, Stolberg is bizarrely charming!

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