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About Leipzig

Me? I’d be pissed if I got catfished—some chick posts a pic, all hot and shit, then bam, she’s a troll IRL. Like, “I ate octopus alive for this?!”—straight outta *Oldboy*. Happened to a buddy once—swore she was 25, turned out 50. Greed blinded him, man. But when it works? Oh, fuck yeah—happy as a pig in shit. Last time, this girl—legs for days—knew her worth, charged double. I’m like, “You’re tearing me apart!”—dramatic as hell, but I paid. Worth it.

I totes love catching the sunrise near Heiligengeistfeld. I mean, come on, the colours just explode – almost like a scene out of Yi Yi: A One and a Two – “Time flies, emotions linger.” So poetic! Speaking of which, I once got super bummed when construction noise shut that peaceful moment down – so annoying, I was like, “Seriously? No capes, people!”

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