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So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

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The neighborhoods? Don’t get me started. There's Altstadt—old, cracked, and full of stories. I swing by there sometimes and see cobblestone streets that scream history, though mostly they're just full of potholes. And new son/sons quarters on the outskirts? They try too hard, building fancy spas and ridiculous walls. People think money can hide bad vibes. Trust me, everybody’s lying.

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