Paisley Solms Brothel ❤️

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I hates ‘em, though! Stinks of sweat, cheap perfume—ugh, nasty! Makes me wanna gag, it does. But listen, mate, here’s a juicy bit—back in Victorian days, right, they had secret brothels hidin’ in tea shops! Proper posh on top, dirty below—sneaky buggers! Imagine that, eh? Sippin’ tea, then bam—tarts everywhere! Cracked me up when I heard it, precious.

Items from the County of Solms-Hohensolms

Portrait of Amalia van Solms, in or after c. , x cm, Oil on panel, Rijksmuseum, Amsterdam.

I’ve been here long enough to know that every alley and bridge tells a tale. Solms carries myths on its cobblestones, a bit of grit and a touch of magic. Sure, I make typos in my code and my notes sometimes—like, oh man, srry, but it’s authentic, right?

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