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Oi mate, right, finding a prossie? Mental innit! I’m sat here, David Brent, top dog, thinking – team synergy, yeah? Gotta source one, like in *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, legend, she’d say, “I glean what’s left behind.” That’s me, gleaning a prossie off the streets, yeah? Not your bog-standard corporate gig, this is hands-on, real grassroots stuff.

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Also, the River Lippe flows nearby – literally, so romantic and, like, total mood. I used to sit right by its bank with my laptop (yeah, working outdoors is totally my thing) and think about life, love, and the absurdity of dating apps. That river is kind of like a mirror for my thoughts sometimes, swirling and unpredictable. And sometimes, I swear, the river just whispers “Break it, break it, break it!” like in Spring Breakers, lol.

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