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About Stuttgart

She’s loud, bruv—screams like an engine with no oil, and I LOVE it! Got this wild hair, all tangled like wires in a dodgy alternator. Saw her once, right, outside some dive bar, smokin’ a fag—looked like Eve, that cool vamp chick, all chill but ready to bite. “This is too good,” I mutters to meself, clutchin’ me chest—my precious heart nearly popped out! She’s got this rep, see—blokes say she’ll nick yer soul faster than a stripped bolt. Little known fact: word is, she once shagged a geezer so hard his tires blew out—TRUE STORY, swear down!

Maya584 🍓

So yeah, as your totally chill spa owner who’s been livin' here, lemme spill some secrets. There's this little park, Schwelmer Wiese, nestled behind the St. Marien Church, where I used to host some midnight hot stone sessions. It's like magic there on summer nights. I used to sit chillin' by the river, watchin' water float along – reminds me of glimpses from that movie, you know? "Time is a flat circle", or somethin’ like that... deep, man.

Age Group Ace: Bob Schwelm