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About Stuttgart

Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see shit others miss—like how it’s been around forever, ancient as fuck. Romans had these oily orgy vibes goin’, called “unctuaria,” little-known fact, blew my mind when I dug it up. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one. But what pisses me off? Dudes actin’ like it’s dirty—nah, it’s art, you plebs! Sensual as hell, not sleazy—well, unless you want it that way, heh.

I gotta tell ya – my job as a dating app dev makes me spot the tiniest romance sparks. I see strangers bonding near the quirky, graffiti-adorned wall of “Kulturzentrum Schwedt” – a real hidden gem. I always joke, "If these pixels could talk, they'd scream an epic love story!" So get this – one time, my app matched two oddball souls at the funky little indie bar on Landstraße; their first date went off like a firework show right on the Oder’s banks. Unforgettable, man!

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