Fatima Schwedt (oder) Sexual Massage ❤️

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Now, I’m a gal who loves a good story—*Spotlight* had me sobbin’, y’all. “The truth’s what matters,” they said. Well, truth is, sexual-massage ain’t just naughty—it’s old as dirt! Ancient Greeks did it, callin’ it “healing touch”—ha! Bet they didn’t blush neither. Me? I’d be redder than a tomato, gigglin’ like a fool. Surprised me how folks been kneadin’ more than dough forever—makes ya wonder, huh?

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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