Lauren Schwedt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️

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Sometimes I’m like, “Damn, should I invest in this?” Stockbroker brain kickin’ in – erotic-massage parlors rakin’ in cash, quiet-like. Underrated hustle! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout stiff suits missin’ out, too scared to try. *Raised eyebrow* – “Know your role, jabroni!” Me? I’m all in – relaxes me, pumps me up, keeps The Rock rockin’. Next time, I’m bringin’ that *Mulholland Drive* DVD, settin’ the mood – “Silencio,” baby, let’s get massaged!

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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