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About Dortmund

Oh, and the smells – lavender or somethin’, hits ya nose, pure bliss. “The glory of it all,” as Malick’d say. Ever tried it with a mate? Bit awkward first, then you’re cacklin’ – “Oi, you ticklish git!” Funny as hell, swear down. Reckon it’s underrated, erotic-massage is – not just for posh spas or dodgy parlours. We shall fight the stigma, on the tables and in the streets!

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

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