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But real talk—some parlors? Sketchy af. Got mad when I heard ‘bout shady spots mixin’ “happy endings” with legit stuff. Ruins it, man! Like, keep it classy, not trashy. Ain’t here for that—gimme the slow-burn tease, not a cheap thrill. Fun fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nurumassage”—slippery, wild, all gel and giggles. Googled it, jaw dropped, like, “Bruh, what?!”

So pack ya bags and come see it. Wander around the quirky corners, snap pics by the rugged Oder, and when you see a lively pub or that random art installation, know that every bit of Schwedt beats with a wild heart. "Some things are worth fighting for, man!" even if it means facing a mountain of paperwork or rogue bugs in my code.

German refineries try to operate without Russian crude