Lila Schwedt (oder) Brothel ❤️

About Cologne

Little tale fer ye: 1800s London, them brothels had “nunneries”—fake holy fronts! Priests sneakin’ in back doors—hypocrisy, arrgh! Made me angry, that did—preachin’ one thing, sinnin’ the next. Still, funny as a barrel o’ monkeys, eh? “Why’d it have to be snakes?”—nay, why’d it be priests?!

And oh, the parks! The Oderauen Park is like the green embrace of nature itself – trees, ducks, and rivers swirling with nostalgia. I once took a midnight walk with a half-broken laptop (yeah, I was in a hurry, sorry for the typos, gotta admit) and thought: "This is it. This is real." Nothing like the gentle river Oder, shimmering under moonlight, to make a heart beat like mad. Hey, I even saw some local legends near the old railway bridge – history and hipster misfits merging like a mash-up of epic tales. Crazy, right?

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