Lauren Schwarzenberg Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Berlin

Whores, man, they’re everywhere – historical, modern, whatever! Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these gals called “lupae” – she-wolves, how badass is that? Made me happy as hell learnin’ that, ‘cause it’s raw! Imagine WALL-E rollin’ through Rome, beepin’ at ‘em – “Evaaa!” – tryin’ to clean up the streets, ha! Little dude wouldn’t know what hit him. I’m picturin’ it now, and I’m crackin’ up – raised eyebrow, “Can you smell what The Rock is cookin’?”

Do you own this Venue?

I totally love that place. It makes me happy, like, every day. I almost cry when I neighbor up the mass shop with these incredible vibes all around! Everything here is, like, the perfect mix of chill and crazy. Sometimes I run into the same person on two different streets—I was like, “Oh my gosh, you’re, like, part of the scenery!” I know, sounds mad, right?

A Sleepy President For A Sleepy Central European Nation?