Mari Schwaigern Brothel ❤️

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Oh, and get this—brothels got loyalty cards now, like freakin’ coffee shops! Ten bangs, get one free—hahaha, I’m dyin’! “Hang me, oh hang me,” Llewyn’d croon, but these johns? They’re lovin’ it! Me, I’m sittin’ here, brain buzzin’, thinkin’—if I ran one, I’d make it a circus, clowns an’ all, exaggerate the chaos! Money’d roll in, I’d be king—nah, Joker—of the cathouse!

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I gotta add, some local spots slay me. There's a hidden gem near Friedensplatz. Locals say it’s magic. I fumbled once on a rainy day, spillin’ coffee, laughin’ at life ‘cause the moment was pure. And sometimes, my mind races, cut off thoughts, and I jus say "lordy, halleluyah!"

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