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About Berlin

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

Physical Details

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Schesslitz got this neat river – the Kleiner Sch, flowing calm an’ cool. I sometimes sit on the riverbank near Pasturstrasse, deep in my thoughts – I mean, even a psychologist needs a break. It's a good spot to reflect on family issues, ya know? The water whispers secrets, much like Michael Haneke's films. “Do you really believe in absolution?” echoes in the wind... cool, huh?