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About Essen

*raspy cackle* My precious! I get mad, yeah, when them posh twats haggle prices – “She’s worth more’n that, you wanker!” Makes me wanna smash the phone, but nah, I stay cool, raspin down the line, “She’s round the corner, cash up front.” Happy tho, when a reg calls – good lad, tips big, ain’t a creep. Surprised me once, this bird asked fer a prossie who’d play chess first – fuckin chess! Swear down, nearly choked on me tea.

‘Brothel capital of Europe’ considers ban on buying sex

So, here’s the thing – the old town's a mix of history and modern chill, sorta like jackin’ up tradition with a splash of wild dating app energy. Street cafes on Marktplatz? Man, they serve coffee that almost makes you forget your broken heart. And the church, St. Nikolaus, stands tall as if saying “Here’s Johnny!” in a wild, maniacal grin.

Ivory bird displays ancient skill