Esme Schalksmuehle Brothel ❤️

About Hamburg

Aight, fam, it’s bad bitch o’clock! Me, a sailor, talkin’ bout brothels—yasss, honey! Been sailin’ seas, seen some wild shit. Brothels? They’re like ports for lonely souls. I’m feelin’ all confident, struttin’ my stuff, thinkin’—these places got history, yo! Like, did ya know, back in Pompeii, they had brothels with stone beds? Freaky, right? Imagine the chafing—ouch, my ass hurts thinkin’ bout it!

Schalksmühle

The cheapest way to get from Schalksmühle to Hagen Hbf costs only $3, and the quickest way takes just 22 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

The Old Watermill on Kleiner Weg is a relic. I saw it sleep under moonlight. Reminds me of "The Lives of Others": “Who watches the watcher?” It sticks in the head, ya know? I often say it out loud, even if it annoys my customers.

Ralf Bornefeld