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Now, don’t ye go thinkin’ it’s all gloom! Plenty o’ laughs in them walls – blokes trippin’ over trousers, thinkin’ they’re Casanova, only to stagger out broke an’ bleary. “I’m too old fer this,” I’d slur, watchin’ some git lose his dignity fer a fiver. Savvy? An’ the smells – rum, sweat, an’ cheap perfume – hits ye like a cannonball, an’ I’m half tempted to join meself, but me ship’s me true mistress.

Everyone has plans … until something—or someone—comes along to change them.

I gotta be honest, I've made a dozen visits to these spots, sought out advice on pleasure, shared tea and solace with locals, and sometimes even with random passersby. I've had moments where I got exagerrate frustrated with some snarky council decisions, but then that same energy got me pumped up again by the locals' resilience.

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