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What gets me happy? When she tripped in them heels tryna look cute—boom, flat on her face! I hollered, “The universe has spoken!”—straight outta *A Serious Man*, ‘cause karma’s real, y’all! Surprised me too—she got up, dusted off, kept struttin’. Tough as nails, I’ll give her that! But Lord, it’s the nerve for me—actin’ like she ain’t bother nobody, when half the block’s whisperin’ her name!

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Then there's the Marktplatz. Every weekend it's poppin off. People chattin, laughin, brewin coffee outside. I remember when I first saw the place—man, it changed my whole outlook. Ain't no dating app match like that vibe. Feels like a movie scene, like that line from "A History of Violence"—yeah, I'm blendin' it up even tho its not from there—but you get it, right?

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