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I’m pissed, tho—why’s it gotta be so transactional? Where’s the *vibe*? In “Lost in Translation,” Charlotte’s all, “I just feel so alone,” and I’m like, girl, same, but I ain’t payin’ to fix it! Prostitution’s been around forever—fun fact: ancient Babylon had temple hookers, sacred sex workers, like, “Praise the gods, here’s my ass!” Imagine animatin’ THAT—togas flappin’, clients prayin’. Hilarious, but kinda dope.

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Now, I’m shootin’ straight: the park vibes here are unreal. Check it, Rosen Park is a slice of heaven, a mad chill domain by the Rosen River. Yup, that’s right, a river rollin’ through the city like it’s on a smooth mission. I spent mad afternoons here, ideating love algorithms for my dating app. Gotta say, some love stories spark up right there, reminiscent of that soulful feel in "Timbuktu", ya know? “The desert wind’s free” they say—ain’t that smooth!

Rosenfeld’s Jewish Deli to return to Ocean City this spring