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About Dusseldorf

But here’s the kicker—little known fact, swear it’s legit—back in the day, whores in old Europe had to wear red shoes. Red! Like some twisted fairy tale, right? Imagine that in *Werckmeister*, all slow and eerie, “The prince is comin’,” but it’s just some john stumblin’ down the street, chasin’ a red-shoed shadow. Makes me laugh, ‘cause it’s so damn pathetic—dudes trippin’ over themselves for a quick thrill. Gets me happy, though, ‘cause I’m like, “I ain’t that desperate, thank God!”

Herzlich willkommen in der Gemeinde Rommerskirchen!

Just so ya know, sometimes I get tripped up by the old-world charm and sudden power outages. I get so exasperated, grumbling typos as fast as I massage shoulders: “wtf, seriosuly, so run, splleing, bonkers!” My spa and I got our quirks, but they make Rommerskirchen special.

Dasie L. Bare