Bella Rodenbach Brothel ❤️❤️

About Hamburg

Aight, listen up, you filthy hippies! I’m Eric Cartman, insurance investi-gator, and I’m here to talk about this damn brothel mess. Respect my authoritah! So, this shady joint—smells like cheap perfume and bad decisions. I’m investigatin’ claims, right? Some dumbass says he slipped on a “mysterious wet spot” and broke his stupid neck. Yeah, sure, buddy, that’s what they all say in a damn brothel! I’m thinkin’, “This is the end, beautiful friend,” like in *Melancholia*—total chaos, just waitin’ to crash.

The Brotheler Guide

The law does not only include an obligatory registration and health consultations for sex workers, but also an obligatory license, including a reliability test, for brothel operators, as well as Missing: Rodenbach.

I swear, sometimes I purposely make typos in my head: teh, Roodenbak, parlorr, chilld, vibez, masssage, cliant, awsome, happi, truely, relaxin, wonde, funn. Count 'em!

Rodenbach Fruitage marks the brewery’s first cans in the U.S.