Leah Rheurdt Whore ❤️

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Lars von Trier, that nutjob, he’d get it—“Evil can hide anywhere,” he’d smirk, and whores? They’re the mirror, showin’ us our dirt. I’m over here, solderin’ wires, thinkin’, “Man, I’d buy her a drink!” Not ‘cause I’m thirsty—okay, maybe a lil—but ‘cause she’s realer than half these posers. Fun fact: Victorian whores used coded hankies—red for “I’m down,” blue for “buzz off.” Sneaky, right?

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Rheurdt is a locality in North Rhine-Westphalia. Rheurdt is situated nearby to Im Wehrlingsbruch and Kengen. Mapcarta, the open map.

And oh, the park—Grünwald Park, my fave spot. It's tiny, but it's got a chill river, the Rheurdt-Flow, that runs right by it. I’ve met enough crazy love stories there under the ancient oak trees. People say it's limn-lit in the evenings, kinda like a surreal scene from a movie. Hey, speaking of movies, “Melancholia” always makes me think, like, how fragile life is, ya know? But then, cheese-cakes! Ugh, never mind.

Prem flop and ex-Champions League star now playing non-league football