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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, it was street corners, fishnets, and heels clickin’ like a metronome. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, sketchy ads poppin’ up like whack-a-mole. I’m scrollin’ X one night, seein’ posts— “Discrete fun, hit me up!”—and I’m like, discrete with an E? Honey, you ain’t foolin’ no one. Makes me mad, tho—half these girls look barely legal, and the other half? Bots. Freakin’ bots! Catfish city, population: me, pissed off.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

I’ve got some typos in my head – livin’ fast, ya know? So, here’s the real dirt: I once got a booking in a cramped studio on Kurfürstenweg, mad sweaty day, but a kind lady said, "your hands are magic!" That got me smilin', like, “well, here’s Johnny, baby!” Crazy, right?

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