Emilia Reichenau Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

Map of Reichenau

The Benedictine Abbey of Reichenau was founded in by the itinerant Saint Pirmin, who is said to have fled Spain ahead of the Moorish invaders, with patronage that included Charles .

Now, I'll throw in more honesty: sometimes I get ticked off. The bus schedule messes up. The dogs bark like mad. Traffic? A nightmare on Bahnhofstr. I migh even shout, "Get it together, folks!" But it's all part of the charm, ya dig?

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