Claire Poll Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot - “banks are for suckers,” she tweets, while cashin checks. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat off a hog. My opinion? She’s a financial fuckin unicorn - rare, wild, and probly gonna end up gutted by the Feds. “We’re living in a cage,” she’d whisper, like Nader in the movie, but she’s the one rattlin the bars. Love her, hate her - Whore’s a legend, Clarice… a bloody legend.

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Now onto the whore vs. babygirl polls:You guys see one (1) apathetic, asocial man, and declare him to be the biggest whore out of all?

I mean, get this, Poll’s got some mad character, quirks, like my offbeat typing (yo, so many typos: yu, stil, cr8, awsm, lol, gr8, teh, rly, iz, wut, plz, nxt, fn, tho, em, tho, m8, nite, betta). Embracin' the chaos, ya know? Every corner’s a lesson, every face a story.

The Barron's Big Money Poll Is Not a Good Measure of Today's Sentiment