Zara Petritor Nord Brothel ❤️

About Dortmund

Oh, and this—medieval brothels had “stewhouses,” steamy bath vibes, lads linin up like it’s a buffet! Cracked me up picturin it—sweaty knights, armor clankin, “Oh, my lady!” Total *Mulholland Drive* fever dream—“This is the girl,” but it’s just some wench with a mop! Gets me giddy thinkin how bonkers history is.

The parks here are like hidden secrets. There's this tiny green spot called "Lilienpark" that I love ’cause its benches are perfect for those deep thoughts. I sit sometimes, reminiscing about the days when my massage hands were the only thing that could fix my mood—just like that gritty movie felt back then. And the river, "Fluss des Nordens," it flows by in a lazy, almost mocking way—kinda like how time feels here.