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About Cologne

Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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Oh, and there's the park, Uhlemeyer Park – sorry, it might be Uhlemeyerpark? I sometimes get the name mixed up – too many names floatin' in my head! But it’s a perfect green escape. Trees everywhichway, wildflowers. I’d often sit on a bench near the small pond and just think about how crazy life is. And sometimes I get mad AF when some silly punk kicks a dog there – Eat my shorts, right?!

Will the DTM’s BoP be a setback for BMW in Oschersleben?